Vendor_BBMC from Reddit here - I'm on "home leave" from Prison!

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[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Welcome back. Dark.fail (that is the url) can get you the links you want on the legit level. Head on over to dread so you can see some familiar faces. Sam pops in here on occasion, but you can catch him on dread.

[–]BBMC[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Im using a mobile phone. I assume dread is an onion site.

At least I can watch porn on it. There's no sex in prison. Not consensual, anyway! Ha ha!

Seriously though, the first thing I learned in prison is that if you drop the bar of soap in the showers, nothing happens. I haven't been raped once.

I'm the only meth cook in the prison, all the staff are nice to me. I like to keep things civilised because I'm a gentleman, I'm actually enjoying my last few months in this super-relaxed low-security prison.

It's like a never-ending drug industry conference full of dealers.

Trying to stop drugs by arresting dealers is like trying to stop the sea by arresting water.

[–]aunty_unicorn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's like a never-ending drug industry conference full of dealers.

Hahaha. fuck me you're funny. that's my first LOL of the day in the bag. Thank you Redbook <3