Hello old friends (and new friends who don't know it yet). This is stuffyknows2Much/aBolderBlocksUrPath/etc from that old old forum just past the pines. The big R/r/dnm that used to be full of good advice and is now full of phishermen and children and "how many proxies is enough proxies for my phone?".
I'm here today to make a harmless shitpost, mostly just to say I'm happy to see the list of active and familiar usernames here. As the big R sub became, well, reliably worse, I posted less and less there and was kind of sad to see printer_pam, samwhiskey, and the industrial grade madman RIP_METH_9000 himself post less and less, then nothing. I actually didn't even post a review for my last DNM purchase on there, which is a first for me and felt negligent. But the LE presence and general phisher malice hanging overhead just felt like that place wasn't worth it anymore. I was sad deep inside.
Anyways it is a really nice feeling to find familiar names on this site. I thought clearnet darknet forums were done or dying, completely overrun by Jodie. Jodie is the colloquial name I give to a particular brand of new user who has no intention of learning beyond being coached step-by-step by responses to a self post. Jodie is also anyone who asks the sub if a market is up, or uses a drop address without their name attached. The basic blueberry bubblegum bitch of the dnm, whose presence alone isn't too bad, but ultimately reproduces into hundreds of clueless Jodieboys all asking the same easily researched question (e.g.
"What is PGP and is it a Powerful Gooseneck Proxy and how many proxies is it? Is it 2 proxies? 3? is it 4 whole proxies? So I need 2 PGP's right? Can I turn BTC into cocaine if I lay the BigTimeCoins out in banana skins and toothpaste? GUYS I FE'D to show the dealer I trust him. Should I FE this order again? Can I reverse the FE? I can't? Well that's bullshit, I'm calling the cops on this guy. Hey, if the dealer gets my address from PGP, how do I get his street address from his PGP? Is PGP dangerous? Guys its Thanksgiving and I ordered 200 sheets of acid to my parents house where I'm staying for only the next six hours. Why is the mailman not here? Guys am I FUCKED?! I went outside today and there was a man. He didn't leave, and he wasn't my usual mailman, but he didn't deliver any mail so that's ok. Was he a cop, or have the FBI gotten involved? If I change my name to Duplankitus Marisol after a package seizure, can I keep ordering to my address? Keep in mind that Duplankitus Marisol is not a real human name, and will make the police believe an unrelated foreigner has moved into my house. Am I immune to prosecution and a real life 'Los Chapo de Cocaina' if I mix my 8-ball of cocaine into a barrel of diatomaceous earth, thus making it almost impossible for police to tell coke from dirt?")
That list grew. I didn't realize there were so many common questions on that other forum. Anyways, I'm glad to be here and see some of the old community.
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