What made you decide to work for an FBI?

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[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

The retirement plan.

[–]ForLol_Serious69.000001% gay[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Nice, i don't work for an FBI yet.

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Once you have a federal job, the retirement plan should follow you through the different federal agencies. Or at least that is what the wiki says.

[–]ForLol_Serious69.000001% gay[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

nice, but i will probably never get to be an FBI :'(

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

CIA is better. You get to test the product.

[–]ForLol_Serious69.000001% gay[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

nice, but i will probably never get to be a CIA :'(

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Get arrested for some really cool shit that they hadn't thought of and maybe they will recruit you.

[–]ForLol_Serious69.000001% gay[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Would making them investigate a dead person instead of me be good enough?

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have no idea. I am only going off of wiki and movies.