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[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I already tried and was downvoted by the other mods.

edit... plus the whole pornography rule thing sucks the air out of the thought.

[–]Phillipstein[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn, pushed down by the man again smh

[–]samwhiskeyMethod of Destruction 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

No. Y'all go look at dicks somewhere else.

How about a nice kitten or a puppy?

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I have kittens on my front patio from the outdoor neighborhood cat. Can we do puppy pictures instead?

[–]samwhiskeyMethod of Destruction 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Yeah, I got 3 cats and wish I had zero. Puppies or bust (maybe bunnies?)

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

i have more cats inside. mamma whore chose me, the sucker. I would be good with pet rocks really.

[–]samwhiskeyMethod of Destruction 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I got our first cat at a service call years ago because the kids were little and kept talking about getting a dog, which we couldn't because our back yard wasn't fenced. I thought that it would be a good idea to take this little kitty home to stop the dog talk. Well that fat joker just sits around and does nothing now.

My second cat was because we started taking shit loads of xanax and somehow we ended up with this damn cat that pissed in the air vents at first then was just a retarded asshole after that. She is now pretty cool.

Our third cat followed us home from a drunken walk and we've had her ever since. Poor people that owned her probably wondered what happend. Oh well, she's ok I guess.

We also have a guinea pig because I worked too much...

Never getting another pet (at least an indoor pet).

Might get a nice lab or golden retriever type of dog when we get to the mountains.

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I got my first cat because she liked me more than her owners, she brought the kittens and i couldn't say no. Except for one that i managed to get rid of luckily.

[–]ForLol_Serious())===D~~ MOD 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So say we all