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[–]handbananasrevenge 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I promise she isn’t one bit sorry.

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well, no, she's sorry she got caught at it, not that she did it to begin with. Guarantee she would have kept right on stealing if this hadn't come out.

[–]Canbot 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They got it all, there is nothing left to steal.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]StillLessons 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

The big question in my mind at this point is who ponied up the $250 million in bail and where did those funds come from? This isn't over yet...

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm pretty sure they used that stable coin called Tether.

It's totally legit.

[–]send_nasty_stuff 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Tether is going to bring down the entire cryptocurrency industry.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They're going to try.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]jet199[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Turns out even the ugly ones won't be grateful.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If she put some effort into her appearance, fixed her teeth, hair, and wore flattering glasses, she'd be cute. But isn't she a genius? I mean, I guess not so much considering. But supposedly on the far end of the bell curve regardless. That's rare. I don't know she has to worry about her looks.

[–]jet199[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If she wasn't worried about her looks she wouldn't accept him screwing around.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She was an ex wasn't she? I get what SBF did wrt to women, I mean, can you imagine what it's like for a fat nerd going from zero to hero with the ladies? It's easy to act like an asshole in that situation. We're all suckers for a little attention at the best of times.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No. She looks like she has progeria.

[–]Hoomsns 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

If I had even $10 million and I was facing a long prison time, I could see myself defecting to Russia or somewhere.

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

He paid out billions to the mafia that runs the US, I don't think he has any place safer to hide.

[–]Hoomsns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The tranny Mafia .

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Thing is, you think the government of any place he fucked off to would let him actually keep his money? I mean, what's he going to do if they take it, complain to the authorities?

[–]Hoomsns 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would rather live incognito on a boat in a marina than to be locked up in a prison.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They all deserve a military firing squad.

[–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why doesn't SBF just pull a Snowden? He can't be that sure that his connections will get him out of prison why not just get on Putin's good side as a fuck you to the tranny states of america?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can we do a platonic phone thing? I talked to Ed, HKP, Gravi Smokey, Indy...