Gorilla Glue Girl's GoFundMe LOCKED and probed for ‘fraud’ after stunt claim

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[–]oooooooooooooooooooo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

instead of using gofundme or other similar site, why not just give out a bitcoin address?

like seriously, fuck gofundme.

[–]HugodeCrevellier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You know you live in an idiocracy when you can get funded for being a moron.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Evidence A

https://twitter.com/infidollity/status/1362796625735819264?s=19

[–]dissidentrhetoric 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They allow fake BLM to raise money but they question her...

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Literally just this week a transwoman pretended to be missing and did a fundraiser to find themself.

http://imgur.com/a/lNgtReQ

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How is this different to 90% of go fund mes?

[–]ReeferMadness 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You know, I wouldn't call it a stunt if she is just trying to profit from the situation. But that shit tier story was blasted everywhere. If she and some friends are responsible for spamming that shit everywhere then that is absolutley fraud.

[–]specialsauces 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

have you ever used gorilla glue? i have. i have used it several times..

if she were to put gorilla glue in her hair, the only way to remove it would also remove her scalp or at least a large portion of it..

she would be hospital bound for a while, i think..

i could be wrong, but i dont think so, that gorilla glue aint no joke.

[–]ReeferMadness 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No glue will permanently stick to your skin because your skin sheds. She had to go to the hospital because it was stuck to her hair, and her hair was stuck to her head.

[–]Tarrock 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I always hated those sitcoms and cartoons that did the "2 charters stuck permanently together with glue" episode for that exact same reason.

[–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

A lot of money could be laundered through gofundme.

[–]whistlepig 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I don't know about that.... The money you need to clean is typically cash. If you can transfer it through the credit card system or normal banking methods then wouldn't it already be considered "clean"?

[–]carn0ld03 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not just laundering, but funneling as well. It's like the scenes in "Breaking Bad" where Saul launders and funnels Walt's ill gotten gains to his family through hundreds of other people "donating" to Walt's son's crowdfunding account. Organized crime families can just pay forgettable dullards like Ms. Brown to be low risk short term bagmen. If done smartly, none of those morons ever know enough about their operation to be a threat and if they demand more you quietly move on down your list of dumb dumbs while cutting that one off.

[–]specialsauces 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

tumbling bitcoins is a new form of laundering money.. when you have "stolen" bitcoins, for example, you can move them into a tumbler where they are intermingled with other bitcoins and then they are moved to another address transferring odd amounts to camoflauge the source of the coins.

[–]spinell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So now she has paps following her around and a t shirt line with art of her face on it?

[–]BulbusBeanQueen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

OK but i still need 50k to get the gorilla glue out of my ass hairs