The first symptom of AIDS is hot breath on the back of your neck. Get it? I am suffering from a non-fatal virus and made it worse by trying to make jokes on the fly before breakfast. Ken, is that you? "The Mexican" refers to a possible form of methamphetamine that makes you grit your teeth and feel great for a few weeks and then die with a smile on your face.

Wish I had some blue codeine or any other color. About two weeks ago I was sick in South-East Asia talking to a lovely pharmacist I've known for years, when she plopped two sealed pills on the counter, saying, if this doesn't make you feel better you are near death. The pills were 20mg Oxycontin and they did make me feel better. I could barely make it to her pharmacy the next day for more. I do not recommend them but boy howdy they gonna make you feel fine. Then on to another country where not even your friendly, pretty pharmacist will give them to you.