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[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A woman with one lover is an angel.

A woman with two lovers is a monster.

A woman with three lovers is a woman. — Victor Hugo

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All, all of a piece throughout;

Thy chase had a beast in view;

Thy wars brought nothing about;

Thy lovers were all untrue. — John Dryden

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My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward. ― Kurt Vonnegut Hocus Pocus

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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with a whore he picked up in town. — Jack Handey

I'd rather be rich than stupid. — ibid all the way down

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, in the story of Popeye.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.

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Oh, this is supposed to be about adultery or something, right?

[–]hennaojisan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Women are just as guilty.

[–]34679 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are = they're

You should consider educating yourself before calling people "mindless drones".