Trump is the guy -if he got caught by his wife fucking a chick in his own bed- he would say "i was a sleep, she must have been a burglar and see me sleeping and decided to fuck me while i was a sleep, i diddent noticed/know it because i was a sleep i just woke up because of you screaming, serious why would i do this, serious. It might look as if was awake and enjoying this, but then i must be sleepfucking and dreaming of you, because i was a sleep, serious why would i do that