Or that election promises are meaningful, heartfelt intentions made by well-meaning individuals that are not already pre-picked and pre-packaged for our consumption.

Or that any of the major corporate-driven agendas (GMO, 5G, mandatory vaccines, biometrics, surveillance, private prisons, bobble-head media) are there for the betterment of humankind.

Seriously, Santa Claus sounds more plausible in the modern context.