Scientology leader David Miscavige is 'nowhere to be found': Prosecutors trying to serve federal trafficking suit against him have tried to reach him 27 times over four months but have failed to locate him

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[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps he might have gotten enturbulated and put into storage with his wife.

[–]Bonn1770 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He got plastic surgery and replaced Tom Cruise.

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or Tom Cruise was David all along, ala Mission Impossible.

[–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because they already have people in the federal prosecution departments. They did the same with the IRS back in the 80s. https://www.youtube.com/@AmericasUntoldStories

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's out with Tom. On a cruise. With the rest of Seaorg.

Seaorg got it's name when Hubbard was evading on the high seas.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.xenu.net/

[–]binklehoya 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

no fan of scientology, but, tbh, the govt and the U.S. "justice system" are even worse, so...