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[–]Yin 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

Never change, funny man. Though I do want you to cut out the alcohol and switch to safer languages (not C, as much as it hurts) before it's too late.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

I don't drink, maybe one beer every six months.

But I will smoke you under the table with weed.

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Lay off or at least cut back on the weed. It's time to level up. Pick out your undies. Time is ticking. I won't make fun of you if you choose Scooby-Doo apparel, don't worry.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Are you hacking me? How else do you have knowledge of my Scooby Doo underwear?

Disclaimer: FBI WARNING log out of my phone NOW

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

I'm in your ceilings.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Wait, I am in a submarine.

Is ceiling a code word?

No wait, I am in a hot air balloon.

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Everything is a code word. Wink wink nudge nudge.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Omg, now I need more prastik surgery and a new mailbox and different sungrass.

I am a highly trained agent with mossad.

I have ink pen that shoots real plastic bullets.

I am a hobby foreks trader.

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Any luck? I hope you're making money off of GBP/USD and USD/RUB.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

My game is more about seeing what is the maximum amount of cash can I lose in a quick turnaround time.

I am a struggling programmer.