Is anyone genuinely expecting anything to happen on the 24th?

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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

But what if I just want to sit and chat. I get lonely sometimes :[

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

I said if you want to. And you could even ungag me when you want to chat and gag me again when you're done.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Can I give you enough room for your hands so you can play video games with me?

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

My hands need to be tied so I can't untie myself or ungag myself and escape, or take off my pants if I have to piss. But, I suppose you can untie my hands when you're there if you need me to use them, since I would only escape when I'm alone.

Alternatively you could chain me to a wall. When you're there and want me to use my hands I can have a looser chain that lets me, otherwise chain them up above my head with little slack so I can't use them.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I suppose...

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I guess you could tie me to a pole too. Just let me know.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Why cant it be a comfy recliner chair?

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It can as long as you can restrain me to it.

I can PM you some drawings of me tied up if you want.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Eh, maybe some other time. I'm trying to learn how to play a 15 year old mmo better so people will bring me to their parties.