Is anyone genuinely expecting anything to happen on the 24th?

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

I stand relieved.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (14 children)

I usually sit to relieve myself

[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (13 children)

I usually sit tied in a chair

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

You really know how to get a guys motor running in the morning.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

Well I like it.

Would you rather be tied up with me or tie me up?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

I'll be the one doing the tieing thank you!.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Okay! And you can just leave me there. Don't let me out, no bathroom breaks, feed me yourself. Gag me if you want to.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

But what if I just want to sit and chat. I get lonely sometimes :[

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

I said if you want to. And you could even ungag me when you want to chat and gag me again when you're done.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Can I give you enough room for your hands so you can play video games with me?