Morpheus is secretly an agent of Big Pharma. He offers you two choices, but both of them are pills. Nice try Morpheus, you can't fool me into taking your poison.

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[–]magnora7 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

One is dayquil and the other is nyquil

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I want the purple one with codeine and promethazine instead.