Heart defects in babies being predicted. Guess what the excuse is.

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[–]gus_griswell 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Phew, for a second there I almost expected the blame to be pinned on the alarming rising rate of marijuana use amongst the infant population.

At least this makes sense. Wait...

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I thought you guys were nuts at first but when you start looking for it....

[–]Gravi 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Seems legit, climate change is the reason people aren't vaccinating too!

[–]Tophat123 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Wrong! The reason babies are dying is because no one tore the constitution to pieces fast enough! /s

[–]Blenderflaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

White supremicy is to blame.

[–]BravoVictor 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, forest fires caused my dibetes! And a hurricane gave me halitosis!

[–]StillLessons 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When a society goes insane...

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Ya

[–]maaaaa 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This may be in the paper magazine, but it's not on the web site.