URGENT: We need to talk about Joe Biden's earlobes!

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[–]cottoneyejoe[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

And who is this dude? https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joe_Biden#/media/File:Joe_Biden,_official_photo_portrait_2-cropped.jpg

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Which one shit his pants at the Vatican last week?

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Could it not just be he had a facelift and the surgeon forgot what his ears looked like so sewed them on?

Also let's do a poll, I have attached earlobes, what does everyone else have?

[–]One_Jack_Move 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

After a little searching, supposedly this is a known side-effect of a facelift called "pixie ear".
Not sure how legit that is because it's hard to imagine your skin changing that much, but take from it what you will.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Between the 2 pics his skin gets more lines but not saggier, that made me think of a facelift.

I mean Biden wears just as much makeup as Trump so he's definitely vain enough.

[–]tootie 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yep, I'm pretty sure that's it. Better to concentrate on what really makes elitist scum like him evil rather than focusing of pointless details about appearance.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely!

I saw this on G.I. Joe, Rise of the Cobra. Brilliant movie (and the title not phalic at all).

And after we've had a long discussion about earlobes, I propse we call our congresspeople and ask them about the passiing of this: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/31/business/economy/biden-infrastructure-plan.html

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The pic on the right is photoshopped, they took his ear lobes away.