This is a (still unfortunately long) summary of an almost 40 minute video I made, which even I consider insufferable. TL;DR at the bottom.
However the information in it forms a theory I'd like to discuss - /u/issues7 inspired me to summarize it.
Note: The geneology website I am using has two types of pages: "MP" or master page, which is "correct" and entries marked "fictitious person" in huge letters at the top. Everything I am pointing to is a MP unless otherwise marked.
It's fairly common belief the "elite" are obsessed with genealogy.
In this "episode" of Bill Cooper's radio show, he lists the geneology of how Pappy Bush is related to a Templar, called Robert "of furfan" De Ros (Ross, Rose). He was a highly influential figure - and even married the daughter, Isabel, of King William the Lion of Scots.
I followed Cooper's show through that website's genealogy data and (with a few errors on Bill's part) I managed to see: yes, that relation appears true.
Then I wondered, why stop there? So I went backward from King William and discovered a few things (some common knowledge, some not).
1) The British Royal family, comes FROM the Scottish line of Kings.
2) The first of these Scottish/Pict line of kings, is "Kenneth Alpin"
3) The geneology database says he has no father. Nice.
Wikipedia says his father is the 111th King of Ireland (known as Dal Riata) - which is apparently "mythical". Apparently Ireland was already on #111 while the Scots and Brits were still getting drunk and painting themselves blue...
I suspended disbelief, as with any obvious fiction - and followed the wikipedia trail of "son of... son of... son of..." all the way back to the FIRST Milesian King of Ireland - the lineage is unbroken, though there are Kings from (potentially) other lineages in there, it kind of alternates (mostly due to violence it seems).
Story says this guy is an Egyptian/Scythian mercenary, who began to sail to Ireland due to a prophecy from Moses (not kidding, this is really what some people believe...), with his wife Scota and children. He died before getting there, but some of his family made it (after magic sunk a lot of ships... (their story, not mine...)).
Legends say she brought the Stone of Scone with her - some believe it is the Pillow of Jacob - though scientific analysis says it's from nearby and not rare at all. (Let me take a small leap here and say maybe it wasn't the actual stone that was tested and the "real one", might be elsewhere...).
The "Pillow" is what Jacob slept on, when an angel told him to take his 12 children and wives to Egypt (we know what happened there...).
Following the various tales of the Stone of Scone and Scota, the identities and even dates change, but the nature of the arrival and the stone of scone are constant - as is the Hebrew sacredness of said the Pillow. Unfortunately for them - the Milesians arrived around 1500BC and the Pillow event wasn't until later... but hey, they don't seem to mind.
The only outside piece of information I have to inject here, is another Cooper show I had also watched on a topic called "british israelism" or "christian identity". It is a theory that the royals are actually related to the kings of Jerusalem (before it's destruction by Nebudchanezzar in 587BC) and that Christianity and Judaism are inherently linked.
In reality only the Torah Jews follow anywhere near anything of the Old Testament (and even then, only a few books), thus the label "judeo-christian" is an incorrect statement for regular Christians - but a semantically correct label for these people.
Long story short - I looked at the geneology page for the Last King of Jerusalem and found he had 3 sons and 1 daughter - who died in Egypt.
In Jeremiah 41:10 it says:
"Then Ishmael carried away captive all the residue of the people that were in Mizpah, even the king's daughters"
daughterS. I looked around - all the "official" sources: wikipedia, encyclopedia Britannica, chabad.org - all don't mention ANYTHING about him having ANY female off spring, let alone two or more.
I poked around the geneology website some more - found a lot of entries marked "fictitious", including this one - marked:
Birthdate: circa -610
Birthplace: Jerusalem, Israel
Death: August 01, -534 (71-80)
Odhbha, County Meath, Leinster, Ireland,
She even has a fictitous sister too - born around 1600 BCE - the OTHER possible date for "them" arriving in Ireland. Gotta cover both bases when you're making shit up, am I right?
1000 year old older sister... wow, these people don't even care about canon anymore. (I also noticed a few "similarities" and "suspicious" things about some of the people editing/maintaining these (and even MP) pages... but I can't quite put my finger on it... /s)
I roll my eyes, but continue because - how does this end?
Well it turns out that IF these theories were "true" (or... falsified...) then that would mean the royalty are related to the House of David. Similar to the "mary magdalene holy grail" conspiracy - but far less heretical and much easier to pull off!
"Find" her "tomb", "test" the "DNA" - hell the Tomb of David isn't even allowed to be looked at. You could fake both "ends" of the DNA test - without even having either body, lmao.
This is essentially the heart of the discovery, of my theory and of "british israelism" - a strange desire to return to "divine right to rule" and theocracy - completely at odds with the "CFR communist globalist atheist" agenda, no?
The primary attack thrown at this theory is that "well british israelism is dead, no one believes that garbage anymore..."
Take the strange portrait, you know - of the woman holding a golden cup in her hands... do a reverse image search and see how many results it brings up and what the suggested search results are - and then tell me "it's a dead theory with no followers".
Here, I did it for you.
She is the "real" Mary Magdalene, preserving the " real bloodline of the House of David" - not through Jesus, but through the Kings of Israel - holding the "real" grail.
"There's no theocratic right-wing conspiracy opposed to the globalist CFR communist agenda".
They are one faked archaeological discovery away from really screwing up the past and the future - if they wanted to they could probably do this on a moment's notice...
There are tens or hundreds of millions of followers of these "judeo-christian" and "christian-identity" churches (Pence gave a speech at one earlier this week, notice the distinct lack of Christian imagery?).
Since the goal of restoring the House of David would conflict with the current state of Israel, could it be safe to say that the rise of the anti-semitic right (when it is in the 60's, 70's a left-wing thing), is part of this game - the right, making a play to destroy the left...
Is it possible the "mary magdaline" conspiracy is pre-programming, to prime the minds for the "real" "davinci code" moment?
They are trying to write their bloodline together with an ancient one to extend authority over more lands and beliefs, but the dates and stuff don't line up quite correctly - and there are a few people and agendas in the way - they've been building the lie from both ends
Those are the questions I'm left with. If you're still here: thank you for hearing me out.
TL;DR
It's a right-wing religious arm of the "illuminati" who is at odds with the leftist communist atheist CFR types. The right used to be in charge when the church and divine right to rule was in power - then the enlightenment and american/french masonic revolutions changed the nature of the plebs they governed and they lost power.
They are only now starting to get back to work on us
You wanted a "god emperor" well you're going to get it.
STILL TL;DR: Genealogy -> cults -> conspiracy -> this woman is holding the "grail" because she's the daughter of the last king of Jerusalem and is the ancestor of all the irish, scottish and british monarchy - part of a belief system called British Israelism which is thought dead - but is most certainly not. Try it for yourself.
Watch my video linked at the top.
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