Hi, my name is David Coleman, I'm a Jewish Zionist who has no credentials and would like to teach your goyim children, all of them, and am tasked to transform what you learn and what you don't for the better. I also wish to extract data and use it for profit. Please listen carefully to me goyim, I HAVE NO CREDENTIALS! Okay, now that that went over your heads, I wipe my hands clean.

Let's start the brainwashing!