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The Real Reason Homer's Never Been Fired From His Job | The Simpsons
allgirl 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 7 days ago

The USA used to have a Bill of Rights.

A Review: The Shawshank Redemption
Entropick 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 26 days ago

I've been to the location where this movie was filmed. Airforce One was also filmed there. They have the worlds most obnoxious nu-metal festival there every summer now :(.

Gravity Review
Dregan-yea 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 27 days ago

According to Nasha, the earth travels at the speed of 666,000 miles per hour...😂

Gravity Review
Alaska2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 27 days ago

Americans say there will never be concentration camps in the future because there are no concentration camps now.

Important message from The World Jar Association (WJA)
FullRetard[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

Thanks man! My ex showed me this shit, it is pure housewife mayhem.

Important message from The World Jar Association (WJA)
cunninglingus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

Your best post, ever.

(But you can never have too many jars, obvs.)

Apocalypse Whoopsie
allgirl 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

Americans insist that they live in a free country and just shrug when they are given overwhelming proof that the US is a police state.

Zapmaster 5000 Commercial - AI Short Film - Funny
Zapped 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 2 months ago

I approve this video.

The Media Respond to the Assasslnatlon Attempt
ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

1) Routh isn't even an alleged attempted assassin.

He's only alleged to be an illegal gun owner. He's charged with:

  • Possession of a firearm by a prohibited person — convicted felon
  • Possession of a firearm with an obliterated serial number

2) Trump's weaponization of the DoJ is against his political opponents.

3) However, he's suing the DoJ for executing a search warrant. Obviously, that won't work, but if he wins the presidency, he will be able to instruct the DoJ to settle, and pour a whole lot of taxpayers money into his personal coffers. (https://youtu.be/4vfiCcgW2F4?si=fBGsREQjpCZa8k5X)

The Media Respond to the Assasslnatlon Attempt
Karce33 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

Accurate

The Media Respond to the Assasslnatlon Attempt
WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

A Lemon Ate Trump! :)

The World's Worst Fags
Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

Oops. Typo. 📺

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

No, the eating cats thing has been proven to be demagoguery.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

Yes. 98.7% of residents.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

Memory and Intelligence

Your memory, especially your working memory, can significantly influence your “intelligence”. That is, your memory affects your ability to quickly and easily retrieve and apply stored information in situations when you need to solve a problem – and your ability to solve problems is often defined as intelligence. Therefore, memory and intelligence are almost like two sides of the same coin.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 4 months ago

"""residents"""

📺.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

Less than a year ago they were on camera eating other people before they invaded our country and were caught on camera eating pets and poached wildlife.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

Denial of reality mixed with reversal of reality. Leftists are psychotically delusional.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
YoMamma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

The main point is (again and again), Repugs have had most of the control. Indeed, there have been a few Democrats who've helped the Repugs. I am not arguing that there are no Democrat wealthy assholes. For example, it's very good Pelosi will retire, as she's famously enabled some of the corruption on the Hill. She's also been (along with the majority) against restricting insider trading among elected officials, which is corrupt.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
partjd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

As of 2022, 98.7% of Springfield, OH residents were US citizens, which is higher than the national average of 93.5%.

The 2022 Population, 135,877 which was a 0.114% 1-year decline.

As of 2022, 2.13% of Springfield, OH residents (2.89k people) were born outside of the United States, which is lower than the national average of 13.6%.

https://datausa.io/profile/geo/springfield-oh It looks to me like this "crisis" is a hallucination.

this video shows registered voters residents of Springfield Haitians cooking kittens

https://youtu.be/PU5k56GIXSo?si=EV8SN3BCQTyRTaW8

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

As of 2022, 98.7% of Springfield, OH residents were US citizens, which is higher than the national average of 93.5%.

The 2022 Population, 135,877 which was a 0.114% 1-year decline.

As of 2022, 2.13% of Springfield, OH residents (2.89k people) were born outside of the United States, which is lower than the national average of 13.6%.

It looks to me like this "crisis" is a hallucination.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

All getting high marks shows is that they have a Photographic memory,

A good memory is related to being able to learn things. Which is intelligence.

But you can't generally get good marks by memorising things. You certainly can't get a PhD that way.

because failing the hypothesis means no more funding from the sponsor.

No. Science isn't funded by a "sponsor" who requires particular findings.

Computers need intelligence to work out, everything is math and logic.

Which are examples of courses that can't be passed by memorising.

Where did the people you met with PHDs in computer science that didn't know the basics of how a computer works get their Ph.D in computer science?

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

Ask Boeing how their DEI program works for airplane doors and their space program. Low quality by defective people hired because of their gender and or race.

Ignoring the issues raised by staff and inspectors is a business cultural problem. The low quality defective person was Dennis Muilenburg.

A disaster of that scale isn't ground-up.

The Haitians of Springfield, Ohio.
partjd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 4 months ago

The left when losing a debate always throws in insulting words or curse words, because they know that no thinking person wants to continue that conversation and so the left is the one that is left standing last and so they think that they win the argument.

Ironic claim from someone who's been pasting responses that read like they're from a chat bot.

But you be you.

The choice of words was entirely unnecessary and inappropriate.

Of course it's unnecessary. It's not necessary to engage in this conversation at all. My point is that once we've decided to do the unnecessary thing of attempting communication, we should choose words that have the most correct meaning.

I think that an appropriate word for a racist is "cunt". It gets across the negative influence they have on society as well as attempting to address their selfishness that is the basis of their focus of stopping other people doing better for themselves in society.

What do you think an appropriate term for "cunt" is?

a report from a local in Springfield Ohio about the Haitian crisis.

https://youtu.be/lYdgp-LYyAc?si=HLAomM-8RPXtJn_M