I'd still rather pay corrupt union bosses, tbh; at least there's an actual person there who is more likely to be blamed when they fuck up.

Not everyone can be a director, technocrat or a lawyer. And the only reasons M. Night Shamalamalan, Jeff Bozo, Mark "Fucking Morons" Zuckerberg and Johnny Cochrane would ever need unions would be to supersede their respective corporations like the google employees.

Subversive people are always the most paranoid of people and organizations exactly like themselves.