I got banned from r/Arethestraightsokay for saying that lesbians dont like dick

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[–]Queen_Of_The_Roombas 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Is your dick made of brightly colored plastic? Can you take it off after sex? Pls respond I'm curious

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Well, it sure punches a hole in the argument of "lesbians don't like cocks" when they [some?] clearly like cocks as long as they're plastic.

Do you see how people will interpret that as behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel?

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Since people put fingers in vaginas, does that mean I now have 10 cocks at the end of my hands?

So when I make dinner for my family, and I use my hands....,oh dear!!

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This is an "absurd absolute" argument. It's a sign the other party has no argument.

[–]Anonimouse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How is a dildo a penis then?

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

[–]Queen_Of_The_Roombas 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Dude, if you define it as the biological male sex organ then a dildo isn't a dick. Would say that a gay dude that uses a fleshlight to masturbate likes vagina?

Obviously a phallic shaped toy is pleasurable to some females because is the shape that fits better in a vagina, should dildo manufacturers start producing piramidal or cubic dildos?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is such a dishonest argument. Pyramid dildo? WTF?

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

TIL that I have 10 cocks at the end of my hands. Clearly they are cocks, because some people put them in vaginas.

So when this guy shakes my hand, he is jerking 5 guys off?