I got banned from r/Arethestraightsokay for saying that lesbians dont like dick

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[–]lmaonope333[S] 32 insightful - 1 fun32 insightful - 0 fun33 insightful - 1 fun -  (65 children)

lesbians by definition dont like cock. it's like saying that you're vegan but you eat bacon. you're delusional.

[–]Edge_Finder 5 insightful - 15 fun5 insightful - 14 fun6 insightful - 15 fun -  (46 children)

no, you are wrong they just have an attraction to female companionship. go ahead prove me wrong

but they all still love the cock

[–]Nightward 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (44 children)

That's just as dumb as saying gays love vagina. It's not true.

[–]Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 10 fun2 insightful - 9 fun3 insightful - 10 fun -  (29 children)

gays do like vagina, but are attrated to males... its a pretty simple concept to understand

look i know lesibians this is what they tell me, sry to break your bubble

[–]Nightward 19 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

Wrong. I'm gay and I don't like vagina. They look disgusting. Go back to Reddit you homophobe.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (7 children)

I'm gay and I like vaginas...because I'm a gay woman

[–]Nightward 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

When people say "lesbian" they are referring to homosexual women. When people say "gay" they usually refer to homosexual men. But okay.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

gay means homosexual. both men and women can be homosexual. you're just salty that lesbians have their own word but gay males don't

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair, we do have the word "faggot".

[–]MakeAOCBartendAgain 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

what does 'queer' refer to then?

[–]a_blue_bird 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Someone who is on the far left and has blue hair.

[–]fuckupaddams 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Who knows

[–]lmaonope333[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

originally a slur against GNC homosexuals, now "reclaimed" by heterosexuals who want to feel special and those who buy into their ideology

[–]King_Brutus 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think you're getting baited

[–]Edge_Finder 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

whatever man, go back to reddit eh.... where have i heard that before

and you are a larp

[–]Nightward 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Nope I'm cisgender

[–]denverkris 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao. That's not a thing.

[–]SnowAssMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

With all due respect, what is anal sex if not makeshift coitus?

[–]fuckupaddams 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You don't really need to say vaginas look disgusting to prove that you're gay, you know.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

but you have the option to do anal, don't you? lesbians don't have that option..

[–]lmaonope333[S] 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

they're either bisexuals larping as lesbians in order to validate men who larp as women, or they are lesbians who are lying in order not to be outcasted from the "queer" community

[–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

my lesbian GFs used to love the strap on. Latex cock is still cock

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not really, it’s just shaped to fit the vagina. She’d very likely hate a real dick.

[–]Athelhilda1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No, no it isn't. One is a tool made out of latex or silicone, the other is an organ that reacts to touch, shoots out sperm, and is attached to a body.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

feels pretty similar when you've got them moving inside you.

[–]Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

i think you feel way into it and and are following a stereotype for something you want to believe in something you are. sorry, i feel bad for you.

n 10 years you will find out, just stay safe

[–]fuckupaddams 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A lesbian is a homosexual woman. Meaning she is only attracted to the same sex.

A bisexual person would enjoy sex with male people or female people. Which is what you're talking about.

These have been the definitions for much longer than your new definition.

[–]Edge_Finder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

just because a psychotic say in he not not crazy doesn't make them not crazy. why do you think suicide rates are so great for them? the "burden" of society, or their world view of it?

does this look like a sane child? Its too bad they the parents push this kind of nonsense, and youtube promotes... speaking conservative BANNED, blacks flashing guns, promotion of child abuse equals good.

https://youtu.be/Ast62-koVhs

search "young kid flashing guns" you get white people holding guns.

but this totally okay on youtube

https://youtu.be/0ZGJcV19gRw

[–]Quixoticfutz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ahahhaha I have rarely seen someone completely miss the mark on what homosexuality is and how it works as much as you right now. Porn must be really rotting brains if people now think gay men like vaginas and lesbians like penis ahahahahahahaha

[–]Edge_Finder 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

why are they transgenders, its a mental illness. its supported by the internet and MSM tv shows & movies. And you bought right into it and are now enforcing it too.

plus I said nothing about porn, you are trying to put words in my mouth. If anything Porn causes more people to want to be gay because they think it is socially acceptable. When in fact it lead to depression and ultimately suicide

[–]Anonimouse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Have you had actual sexual contact before? It seems like you are going down the whole any penetration = liking penis. Ditto for penetrating = vagina. Just, no.

[–]Edge_Finder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

did i ever say any thing about sex? no

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

gay men still get to fk.. they ass fk.. but lesbians, they don't get to enjoy that sensation.. and they will insist that they don't need dick, lol..

[–]firebird 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

From your responses on this thread I'm getting the distinct impression that you don't have the slightest clue what pleases women sexually.

Little hint: there doesn't need to be a penis or any penetration involved for us to orgasm. So no, lesbians don't need dick.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

listen up... you can go back to your little /s/lesbians forum and tell all those lies to your little dick deprived ladies that you like.

but out here in the real world, don't be putting all of your little "hints" and whatnot into my world..

I am a firm believer that the great majority of your kind are simply the result of having a bad case of "daddy fucked me when I was five"..

I am a firm believer that your "lifestyle" is a mental and spiritual disease.

nice talking with you, "wonder woman"..

[–]firebird 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Oh my, all those assumptions. And pretty much all of them are factually wrong.

To start off, I'm not even a lesbian, I'm straight. If even I don't need a penis or penetration to orgasm, then lesbians definitely don't. You seem to think I'm lying about this, so I encourage you to look up the anatomy of female genitals. I hope that clears things up for you. And those two things you're a firm believer in... Well, there's plenty of scientific evidence to prove you wrong, so if that's not enough for you, there's little else I can do about that. I've never heard about a spiritual disease before though. Where can I find those in a medical database?

[–]fuckupaddams 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Don't argue with the rapist.

[–]firebird 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Rapist? Is this about his attitude towards lesbians or something I'm missing here?

[–]fuckupaddams 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

His comment about how lesbians are lesbians because they were raped by their daddies as children makes me wonder.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

the world is so mangled today.. I have read in the /s/lesbians forum about how they have male2female transgenders that think that they are lesbians, lol.. the world is just simply so confused.

good luck finding some dick.

[–]firebird 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good luck finding dick to you, too!

[–]snakeswithfur 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL, and you should go back to lesbian porn. It's the only thing that gets you going

[–]Athelhilda1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Women, whether lesbian or straight, do not need a penis to orgasm. As a matter of fact, most women do not orgasm from penetration at all.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

most women orgasm when they are sucking cum, lesbians included.

[–]Athelhilda1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You have no idea how the female body works, do you?

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

no, but I am learning.

https://old.reddit.com/r/transpassing/

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trolling?

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (16 children)

Explain the use of strap ons by lesbians. A strange practice for people who supposedly don't like cocks.

[–]fuckupaddams 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

A strap on doesn't have a whole man attached to it. Lesbians are not attracted to men. This is not hard.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Ah, but the point is they don't like cocks. You're arguing a different point!

[–]fuckupaddams 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Lesbians don't like men or their male genitals lol. Go on I'll wait for you to put it all together.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You really need to up your tone and stop being sneering and insulting. This isn't what Saidit is about.

[–]Queen_Of_The_Roombas 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Is your dick made of brightly colored plastic? Can you take it off after sex? Pls respond I'm curious

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Well, it sure punches a hole in the argument of "lesbians don't like cocks" when they [some?] clearly like cocks as long as they're plastic.

Do you see how people will interpret that as behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel?

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Since people put fingers in vaginas, does that mean I now have 10 cocks at the end of my hands?

So when I make dinner for my family, and I use my hands....,oh dear!!

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This is an "absurd absolute" argument. It's a sign the other party has no argument.

[–]Anonimouse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How is a dildo a penis then?

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

[–]Queen_Of_The_Roombas 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Dude, if you define it as the biological male sex organ then a dildo isn't a dick. Would say that a gay dude that uses a fleshlight to masturbate likes vagina?

Obviously a phallic shaped toy is pleasurable to some females because is the shape that fits better in a vagina, should dildo manufacturers start producing piramidal or cubic dildos?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is such a dishonest argument. Pyramid dildo? WTF?

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

TIL that I have 10 cocks at the end of my hands. Clearly they are cocks, because some people put them in vaginas.

So when this guy shakes my hand, he is jerking 5 guys off?

[–]blackrainbow 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

gr8 b8 m8

[–]Athelhilda1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A strap on simply fits the shape of the vagina, most look nothing like a dick and the vast majority of lesbians don't use them.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I find the only people who are overly obsessed with straps are MtFs and "Tops" who make it their whole personality

[–]C3P0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean that it's like being vegan and liking bacon. I am sure many vegans like the taste of bacon. There are even vegan bacon flavorings.