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[–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

fuck off with your superior bullshit. You are slinging poop. by your own admission. A mindless chimp, out of his depth and making dumb noises and throwing shit whilst shagging other chimps and thinking your a nobel laureate.

Decorum is a word you don't understand, and could never embody. I'd love to see you try to 'go for the jugular'. I doubt you even know where it is.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I didn't say I wasn't slinging poop. No less with bobbobbybob, the self appointed king of the poop slinger apes who grunts the most, the purest embodiment of decorum.

I went for your jugular but you turned quickly and gave me a deep French kiss, our tongues entwined and I realized I'd never played tonsil hockey with such a rugged macho brute before as you pulled me closer in your embrace out pitched tents collided in a swashbuckling frenzy...

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I didn't say I wasn't slinging poop.

You explicitly said that you were slinging shit, so true.

I don't sling shit. Ever. Not my style. You re the one with the scat fetsih, to add to your general deviance.

even here, its all about sex. I get the feeling you are either a tranny, or have a very small penis. No one who is sexually active and happy with their adult time feels the need to broadcast it quite so loudly as you do.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How do you define slinging shit? Does name-calling count? Does being judgmental count?

I've never said I had a scat fetish. In all honesty, it's a huge turn off. Anal sex is a last desperate resort, just as fat chicks and dudes are, as are people who fart. However, farting and barfing is funny as hell - just as long as it's far from my nose.

I'm not a tranny. Though at a Burning Man wedding I was the only one in a wedding dress (among the half dozen times I wore a dress in fun). I've know many. Even had one in Montréal, named Kiki, hot as hell, more than most chicks.

My dick is just short of 8 inches, since you asked. I always hoped for the nice round number 8, to get a tattoo. A tattoo that says "7.75" doesn't carry the same weight. Give my your email and I'll send some pics.

There is no volume on SaidIt. Few feel the need to respond as prolifically as you do, so I suspect you like being my audience. As far as my inclination to openness goes, it hasn't changed since I've been on SaidIt, and I've been dynamic like this for decades. I've been lucky to have had a rich life.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How do you define slinging shit

by saying "i sling poop", as you did.

...and straight into the tmi attention seeking.