This is a gushi that happened about a month ago. Like a true tim, I was trying to return to the guo after emperor Xi rightfully and intelligently closed the borders and had the benevolence to reopen them after China “solved” the ‘rona issue.
I fly back and get nasally raped by some sadistic lady at the airport, then spend my two weeks in solitary confinement with random visits from nongs wearing hazmat suits inspecting me.
After the 14 days I walk out and start my stroll down the street like a true gemer. I see a car slam into a moped and cause a scene because they were looking at douyin or some other important shit. All other bystanders are happily taking videos to put on the pengyouquanr
I walk away from the wreckage and take a deep breath... “I am back” and give a fist bump to the uncle ganbeis and ayis watching from the sidelines. The guo has not change in my absence
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