I have no creativity so I just steal other people's jokes. I rate it 6 哈哈 out of 8.
A Chinese man, an African, a laowai and a Japanese were sat on a bench.
The Japanese notices an old qinghuaci under the bench and picks it up to wipe it.
DUANG! A jini appears and promises to offer them all their wishes.
The Japanese man says "I wish all of my Jap brothers and sisters can return to the greatest country on Earth - Japan!"
JIONG! All the Japs baibai le.
The laowai says "I wish all my laowai friends can finally find a decent job back home, get the guts to dump Rainy and no longer be losers!"
PIA PIA! All the laowais in China zou le.
The African looks at the jini and says "I wish all my African brothers can leave this racist country and find a better life!"
HEI HEI HEI! All the heiren in China jiu mei le.
The Chinese man, now on his own on the bench looks at the jini "So, you tell me all the Japs in China are baibai le?"
The jini nods silently.
"All the laowais have zou le?"
The jini nods again.
"All the heiren go back Afric?"
"Fuck me, YES!" Says the jini. "What is your wish?!"
"I'll have a reshui"
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