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[–]jet199[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

The old "I just happen to have all the passwords to my relative's social media accounts to tell you I'm they are dead" BS.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

All you usually need is their phone or computer. My wife knows (hopefully) to let people here know if I die so you all may set Australia on fire in memorial.

[–]noice 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Wait what, Australian Muskrat?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I just want a really big funeral pyre, and Australia catches on fire anyways.