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[–]Mnemonic 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If /u/JasonCarswell fleece was gold, I would shave his balls and cover my butt in it to look dashing for Aphrodite.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I've got plenty of hair for you, regardless of gold. Light brown down to my ass (when looking up), all over my chest and ass and groin, some on my back, and not so much on my arms and legs. AND a white beard reaches my balls (when I stoop).

Come and get it and you can have it.