Trump Exploits Little-Known Legal Loophole Where You Avoid Indictment By Not Committing A Crime

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Ooooh you tricksy Hobbitses!

[–]monkeymagic 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

trump is a highly visible puppet of the 1 party machine. believing that this DA was going to file charges against him is like believing that hulk hogan and ric flair are actual enemies in real life. you’ve gotta have the mind of a fucking child to fall for this bullshit.

[–]ChasingEntropy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It does appear trump got trolled and brought his base along for a pantsing.

[–]Soloninja 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

cleanest politician/business man, after 6 years of trying to arrest him they never do.

[–]AXXA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

President Trump is the most exonerated president ever in American history.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That is because they have no evidence, just rumors, and gossip.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They have hearsay evidence!

[–]JewsAreOfColor 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Next, they’re going to pass a law just so they can accuse Trump of violating it.

[–]Fiyanggu 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trump's real crime is living rent free in liberal minds.

[–]package 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is unironically how woke moderators think; they intentionally do not disclose rules because they don't want people to avoid breaking them.