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[–]weavilsatemyface 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When I was born, my species was assigned to me by doctors. I'm assigned llama at birth.

[–]scornedandsedated 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Goddamn pesky chromosomes, always confusing the medical staff.

"Congratulations!!!! You have a bub...human. You won't know what gender this baby is until after you groom it to be what you want."