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[–]neolib 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

He was wearing a one-piece women's swimsuit, and had 'tightly' wrapped his legs, trunk and neck in straps of plastic and fabric.

His concerned parents sought help after he failed to open his locked door, 'despite them knocking for a long time', doctors revealed in a report outlining the unusual circumstances of his death.

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Publishing details about the man's case in the journal Legal Medicine, doctors from University Hospital Hradec Králové in the north of the Czech Republic said: 'It was a fancy condom in a plastic translucent box, onto which a label was fixed with the victim's first name marked with a black inscription.'

lmao

[–]Questionable 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

u/magnora7 do you think he came?

Great content! u/Phooey! You exemplify everything saidit is to become!

Best site evar!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🙏

[–]Drewski 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Not sure I'd call this world news... seems more like /s/NotTheOnion material 🤷

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah...not really sure why I put that here, this does belong in NotTheOnion, my bad 😓

[–]IMissPorn 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why does the title here say "Japanese" Man, even though the article makes no mention of that and says it happened in Czechia?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Since he died masturbating his soul belongs to the Japanese.

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The diagram really sells it.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless his heart.

[–]StillLessons 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Darwin Award.

[–]HibikiBlack 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

FATALITY!

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd expect the ping pong ball to go shooting out if he shocked himself.