Self-acclaimed ‘Jesus Christ’ runs to police for fear of being crucified on Easter Day

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“Judas”

“He’s a fucking snitch”

“Help”

[–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is hilarious, so I've looked it up. Sorry to be a 'negative nellie', but this is an excellent example of the Twittersphere knowledgebase, often out of context for the sake of lulz.

[–]SoCo 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Some day, we will stand fiery pits of hell. and the God himself, will stretch his elongated turtle neck down from the heavens to spit at us and say, "I sent so many of my sons, but you dicks brutally murdered them all for no reason. Fuck you for eternity."

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not even in the top ten of crazy shit you'll read today, guaranteed.