Interest In Drag Queen Story Hours Wanes After They're Renamed More Accurate 'Man Wearing Lingerie Wants To Spend Time With Your Kids Hour'

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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (8 children)

I'm not bigoted. I'm brave, beautiful, stunning, and important and want to attend as a Near-Violent-Hostile-Man-Sexually-Identifying-As-A-Child-In-Order-To-Infiltrate-Drag-Queen-Story-Hours.

[–]BISH[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

A midget infiltrator...?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

As a Black Lesbian Palestinian Dwarf, I resemble that remark.

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    you clearly have some repressed homosexual rage you need to work out. You should also stop looking at tranny penises, or you will go to hell

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Send them all to a prison camp

    [–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    This is satire, not worldnews.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    /u/Bish = /u/hongkongphooey

    [–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    [deleted] is a BISH.

    [–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    [deleted] = /u/chickenz

    cc: /u/hongkongphooey