Rumor Is That Joe Biden Pooped Himself At Vatican Meeting

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Defending Saidit from shitposts, which of course I shouldn't do. Let Saidit be Saidit, I try to remind myself.

Think, Chipit, that an NSA friend of mine (and a friend of Edward Snowden) was able to get Saidit users' IP addresses, and therafter found that there are computer cam videos of you collecting and enjoying nude pictures of Biden, thanks to a Chinese source which uses backdoors in Huawei chips of many routers to hack the green light on your computer's camera so that you don't know when videos of your activities are recorded and sent to the China database. Moreover, your packet history includes nude photos of Biden around the same time as the videos show just how much you enjoy viewing those pictures. I'm told that the video is something like this. So now, were I to tell my NSA friend how much you liked this rumor about Biden poo, he'd probably just say: well of course. In any event I would never want to spread rumors about you. Not really why we're here on Saidit is it? Concern yourself with corroborated evidence. K?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

There's nudies of the geriatric one? I'm mildly afraid to click on your link.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Sadly - my NSA friend won't send me the good stuff, but here's a PG version.

(I was making an analogy about false rumors that are posted as "World News".)

EDIT: I just saw this on Facebook...

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Lel, body by Bud Light. The head looks weird on the photoshop, and they went a little too young on the physique. Surely he looks more ballsack-like, less fondant sliding down the wall.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Holy mackerel - you actually have a potential mental image of the naked biden. Okaaaayyyyy....

For what it's worth, there is an interesting history of veristic old man portraiture, dating back to 1st century Hellenistic sculpture and extending to at least the period of Baroque paintings of the 90-year-old St Jerome at his last communion.

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an NSA friend of mine (and a friend of Edward Snowden) was able to get Saidit users' IP addresses

blasphemy, don't bring saidit into your shitshow

[–]jamesK_3rd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm glad you addressed that.

Goodness, everything is a shit show right now..

I'd probably poop my pants if they were able to lift IP addresses so easily, like Oxy lifting tighty-whitey skid marks.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's an analogy (Biden poo rumor vs. Biden porn rumor). I am happy to try to locate a proper Biden porn rumor and post that instead. /u/Basghetti will however be horrified (or is Basghetti's response actually a call for proper Biden porn? We could find out.) That said, no porn is allowed on Saidit, if I remember correctly. We can enjoy watching people die, though I don't understand why this is preferable to seeing naked bodies. I should like to propose that Saidit agree to change site-wide rules to the kind of rules used in Germany regarding the kinds of nude bodies we can post. But I digress.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

it'd be good to talk about biden popping himself just because it would help convince others he is unfit and too old

I get that it is an unseemly topic but this is an unseemly world.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's not necessary, relevant, useful, or warranted to discuss a poiltician's bowel incontinence, whether it exists or not. If that were the case, you could pick dozens of politicians who might fit this category, and would still prove nothing about their decision-making processes. More relevant in this context is that there should be term limits, which should keep some of these career politicians out of office, and reduce the number of old people. The US presidency is of course much bigger than the president. Moreover, why are there shitty (pun intended) candidates like Trump elected to office? Consider for example what transpired for Harris to get the VP position. Look at the networks. And does bowel incontinence keep someone from doing his/her job? (No.) Most importantly: it's really annoying to see 'world news' posts that have absolutely no merit, corrobrated evidence, factual basis, or worth reading. This is just a juvenile lie that's nonetheless taken seriously by the Beavis and Butt-Head constituents of the electorate (not that you're among them; this post really has absolutely no merit).

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

very necessary and relevant