Female politician promises free b.r.e.a.s.t augmentation if she wins election

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[–]crackerjack 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

when she refers to "female" voters, i am assuming that she is referring to the "real" female voters, ie transgenders, and not those fake ass biologically born females, like for sure..

disclaimer: transphobe lesbians are not eligible for the free boob job offer.

fkn bigots.

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

This is why women should not be allowed to vote. We gave it a shot. We thoroughly investigated what will happen, and the results are horrendous. The country is falling apart. Kids are being castrated. Biology has been abandoned. Elections are being rigged. It is by all accounts a failed experiment. And the fact that this is her platform leaves no doubt who the culprits are. This is retarded. That she has no better platform to run on shows that she is retarded. That she thinks this will get her votes shows that her campaign thinks women are mostly this retarded. We need to turn things around or it will only continue to get worse.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

That's Mexico.

Literally fucking Mexico.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

All countries soon Mexico

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But my tap water. No mas.

[–]crackerjack 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

woman should focus on sucking dick and baking bread.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

U.B.I. = Universal Breast Implants.

[–]crackerjack 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

and we should also give away free ferraris and free yachts and free gold bars and free lear jets and free food stamps and free basic income of $25,000.00 per week.

and everybody lived happily ever after for ever and ever and ever.

and everybody became trans and everybody goes to the pride parade and everybody loves everybody and all women abort all babies.

happy pride.

[–]satinder85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

:D

[–]TheWorldToCome 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

democracy soon evolves to just promising to directly give shit to your voter base

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fun bags are nice, and ass play is nasty, but there's no place like home so I only care about the vulva and balance and proportions in all other things.

[–]Pononimus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's MEXICO! What else did you expect? Mexico has been corrupt for over a hundred years! (Also, have you ever seen the average Mexican woman? They don't need breast augmentation, they need breast reductions!)