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[–]Rpguy04 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds like a Babylonbee headline.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Intuit 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

In other news, US Intelligence warns that legitimate US elections could lead to America being controlled by the people.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

US Intelligence now controls the biggest source of opium in the world and has the US military guarding it. This situation is ideal for them and they do not want to be extorted by middlemen.

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can we just nuke it already and not let anyone back in?

[–]redditroll 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds dangerous for Afghans

[–]WoodenDoors 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The reality is it will be controlled and milked by China.