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I would really enjoy operating a re-education camp. we would have sex-ed almost every night.approx five persons would be chosen by lottery to go up on stage. they would be blindfolded and naked. everyone in the audience is naked and sitting on metal stools that are approx six inches tall and have painful studs in the seat.

the stage participants, some male and some female, will draw straws to see who is in the hot seat tonight.

the hot seat person will take turns bringing the other stage players to orgasm, one after the next, over and over..

the hot seat player must submit to the demands of the other players.

if the camp commander(myself, of course) is not satisfied with your enthusiasm on stage, every member of the camp will sleep in an open cage for two weeks, day and night. keep in mind that the temperature outside in michigan can become nippy.

we are going to learn to love one another.

this was jesus last request that we should love one another.

btw, jesus was in fact chinese.

edit: the dinosaurs were also chinese.

:)