French school bans hurling pupils over gate

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First they came for the french gate tossers, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a french gate tosser.

Then they came for the trumptards, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a trumptard.

Then u/Jesus wrote some shit about Jews, and I did not speak out—Because that's just what Jesus does.

Then they came for me—but I was out banging pinoy lady bois -- which is totally, completely not gay.

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I always wanted to toss Koroks over the gate.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

this is actually serious!

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Tossing Koroks is a serious matter. Whenever I hurt one the game always without fail makes it rain on me everywhere but the desert and things seem to go against me.

If I go a long time without even looking at a Korok it rains very seldom even on the coast where you do a certain mission involving carrying a blue flame.

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Surely you can't be serious!