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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

You sure this is legit? They sell jams like that here at gas stations and smoke houses and it all comes from a 3rd party retailer that lets you slap those homemade looking labels on them.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

That would be a great deceptive idea for the corporatocracy and a scammer to compete on the local level, if I didn't think these guys were legit.

[–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I mean, can I just ask Node to send me some of his peppers and make shit out of it that's homemade** that you guys would buy? You guys could trust us, right*?

**There might be errant cat, dog, or human hair.

*No rat poop ppm, guaranteed.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I am already made of hair and spice and everything nice.
Homemade don't scare me, but depending on the size of the rat, the poop might.

[–]Foidblaster9000 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nonono. No rat poops. I don't mind them, but they're not invited houseguests. Especially if they're shitting in my home. It was a joke to reference the rat poop parts per million allowed in commercial peanut butter or whatever it was in the US with food manufacturing. Probably everything, like turd sprinkles.