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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

You sure this is legit? They sell jams like that here at gas stations and smoke houses and it all comes from a 3rd party retailer that lets you slap those homemade looking labels on them.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

That would be a great deceptive idea for the corporatocracy and a scammer to compete on the local level, if I didn't think these guys were legit.

[–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I mean, can I just ask Node to send me some of his peppers and make shit out of it that's homemade** that you guys would buy? You guys could trust us, right*?

**There might be errant cat, dog, or human hair.

*No rat poop ppm, guaranteed.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I am already made of hair and spice and everything nice.
Homemade don't scare me, but depending on the size of the rat, the poop might.

[–]Foidblaster9000 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nonono. No rat poops. I don't mind them, but they're not invited houseguests. Especially if they're shitting in my home. It was a joke to reference the rat poop parts per million allowed in commercial peanut butter or whatever it was in the US with food manufacturing. Probably everything, like turd sprinkles.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Dude ....

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Dude ....

Dude, what? Are you saying it's common place in the US?

I don't know about you in the Wild Wild West, but us here in commie Canuckistan have lots of laws that make no sense and prevent scammers and lawyers from thriving. We have more red tape per capita than any nation if you want to run your own business, fact. That's not even taking into account the food/health hurdles. But I suppose it might make it a lot easier to just take a Heinz Catsup and slap a "Mrs. Homesworth's Tnasty" label on it. Suckers gonna suck and not gonna lie, 75% of the flavour comes from the label anyway. Consume moar product.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

pepper jellies!!! 🔥