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[–]Node 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Horrible mutilations that were far too creative. Ugh.

Think demented sushi chef with a sharp knife, a penis, and zero inhibitions. 'The starfish' is one I wish I couldn't remember.

[–]Comatoast 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

You edited further. My brain is just giving me mental images of conch shells on a plate, and I'm alright with that.

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Thanks, now I remember how some live seafood writhes when sprinkled with salt or soy, if you take my drift...

To segue towards the light, I've been meaning to reply to your "You're effectively a breeding sow" comment, but haven't yet. That may or may not happen, now that I'm pecking with one finger.

[–]Comatoast 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Electric Eel vs Sushi Knife.

It's fine, welcome to the world of the crippled(?) I comment on here to say my piece, laugh at the sinisterly good below-the-belt shots, and trade conversation and info. We can shit on each other for not sharing the same opinions and go back to joking, it's good times.