Dear Mr. Incredible,

I'm offended by your rainbow cross-dressing cosplay. I'm tempted to say that I will boycott "_Incredibles 3", but I probably won't, so in the spirit of honest I can't. But I can honestly say that outfit is screaming to be burned alive. Please help it end it's life with whatever dignity the most undignified outfit can have. Feel free to let your babies lazer eyes do the talking for all of us.

Sincerely,
Someone who sexually identifies as an avocado.