SuicideMan on his cellphone is crushed by Suicide jumper

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[–]Jaylou 22 insightful - 12 fun22 insightful - 11 fun23 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

I mean it's just bad suicide etiquette not to check if the coast is clear before jumping.

[–]sugarallie 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

exactly! how rude.

[–]SFinTX 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Woman had cancer jumped from hospital, man did not die
https://haokan.baidu.com/v?vid=7969154081541325323&tab=recommend

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Too bad that dumb bitch didn't live, paralyzed from the eyebrows down.

[–]noseburp 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wow

[–]Church_of_Thurston 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's incredible.

[–]eyeless 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

makes we wonder: at what height is it safe to buffer a person jumping? say someone is stuck in a fire...?

[–]Assman 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've had someone drop me their keys from a 6th floor. It hurt like a mother fucker! I'd say under 10ft/3m is a safe jumper buffer height. Otherwise, no thank you.

[–]Lxiaoqi 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

quite high actually.

if you dangling behind the window before releasing/ jumping you can minimize the distance between your legs and the ground.

I'm bad at english so here is what I drawn

[–]said 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Who the hell draws stickmen with square heads?

[–]viramp 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

yes dear, a dozen eggs, soy sauce, rice and ....

[–]dvc420 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Those darn millennials, always on their phones.

[–]tdpl24 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nailed him

[–]Ac1dre1gn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Should have yelled "look out belooooooowwwwww"

[–]BruhMoment 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine being on your phone and getting absolutely clapped by some suicidal whore

[–]LeReddit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

i wonder if the jumper actually lived since the guy broke his fall a bit

[–]ParadigmDrift_7 16 insightful - 10 fun16 insightful - 9 fun17 insightful - 10 fun -  (10 children)

Nope. Shoes everywhere. They’re all dead.

[–]Oneda 10 insightful - 13 fun10 insightful - 12 fun11 insightful - 13 fun -  (3 children)

One thing I learned from all the death sites, once the shoes start flying, people go dying.

[–]Jaylou 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Apparently phone guy lives. Some nice slowed down footage too. https://haokan.baidu.com/v?vid=7969154081541325323&tab=recommend

[–]SFinTX 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yes, just as I posted. This sub is like reddit in that regard, have a chance to keep it clean but it's already going south.

[–]Jaylou 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Calm down love.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Do you have to bring that unfunny, unoriginal bullshit here, too? Fuck.

[–]DoctorsHateHim 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

It's hilarious. Shoes everywhere. That's why a lot of people come here, for the funny lines. If you don't like it, then go to the Justin Beiber group or something.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

hahaha yeah it's hilarious hahaha the shoes!!1! HE DED!!1! HAHAHAHA

[–]DoctorsHateHim 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Now you're catching on, pinhead. Join the fun.

[–]Lord_Shiteblast 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Someone's on their rag this month...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Your mommy?

[–]PurpleHelmut71 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Guy in black is like "aww no, brains on my shoes AGAIN!"

[–]nusent 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jesus that was brutal

[–]Iucid 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like a quick way to go...uh, for both parties. Still, I wouldn’t want to fucking die this way.

[–]taher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

bad day

[–]Kentrap 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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