VehicleMan Squished by Road Roller

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[–]thenotoriousdougie 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Damn that tanker truck.

[–]Fennec 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

I'd call this piece, Democracy Against The Trumper. Trumper was flattened.

[–]lost_in_cairo 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

TDS is rampant. Please, get help somewhere.

[–]Fennec 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Oh I know it's rampant. The difference between me and you is...I believe in the science. As for Trumpers, they say it's all a hoax, so they keep sucking on those rancid douche bags. I don't care if these Toxic Douche Suckers do what they do, as long as they don't try to infect me with their stupidity.

[–]Toastymuffins 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Buddy, you're having a breakdown. Stay off the internet and save yourself the embarrassment. Everyone here hates you more than they hate trump, biden and probably the rest of the world.

[–]MrBawwws 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oooh! Bully me next! I want to be included!

[–]EZ_Pizza 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

boooo. Save the shitty, forced political jokes for Reddit bud

[–]ElectrZZ 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

RODA ROLLA DA!!!

[–]ideas52 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

n a n i

[–]Oneda[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A man crosses the road and for some inexplicable reason, decides to continue walking on the path of a road roller. The driver of the machine doesn't seem to notice the guy and continues on his way until he feels what could be a human bump on the road. At the end, the man can be seen flattened on the road.

[–]MrBawwws 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Didn't wanna dirty up his footwear.

[–]DoctorsHateHim 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How fucking stupid can you be?

Darwinism wins again, without question.

[–]gauntletwasagoodgame 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought this only happened in cartoons