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[–]HopeThatHalps 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Okay, what the fuck? This easily surpasses funky town, IMO. Just when I think I've close to understanding human nature, a video like this comes along sets me back to zero.

I spent a while searching google for any information about this video, I couldn't find anything at all, and of all the "woman with head chopped in half" links I did come across, none were this extreme. Knowing the language they're speaking in the background would help.

[–]SORRYPOOLSCLOSED 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If i remember correctly, she had some altercations with her husband which caused him to come over to her place with a katana . https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=mhli_1545114876

[–]u2892 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Alejandra Icó Chub leaves in the orphanage two teenagers and a 10-year-old boy, whom she procreated with

The fuck

[–]SkinnyBunny 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

bad translation

[–]HopeThatHalps 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for digging that up, I remember it now. I was/am slightly less outraged knowing it was a crime of passion and not a "lets mutilate a female to send a message to our rivals" thing.

[–]RedditSaidit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Obviously some kind of aztecs, based on her block head and the nature of the crime

[–]RocHardigan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How does this surpass Funkytown when that guy was also still alive but had gone through much more trauma and was (at least seemingly) much more awake and aware of what was happening to him?

[–]HopeThatHalps 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm talking in terms of total fuckedupness. I thought it was a cartel thing. I would consider it worse had a cartel did this to a woman "to send a message", and not a crazy guy whose wife had cheated on him.

[–]PurpleHelmut71 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not much disturbs me nowadays, but this gives me creepy baws every time. Poor woman, I hope she never suffered long.

[–]Droptheface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah... I think I’ll pass on this one for now.

[–]BornToWPD 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

All I want to know is what the fuck a “cock carousel” is and how it can leave a person in this state

[–]BornToWPD 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Update: Apparently it’s not an actual physical object and it basically refers to being a free hooker, so I’m going to assume this isn’t the result of some freakish accident with broken machinery and that one of her “clients” probably did this to her

[–]chrysanthemumtaffy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The "cock carousel" is what misogynists refer to female promiscuity as. If you're reading this and rolling your eyes, congrats, you have more in common with the guy with the katana than the girl with her face sliced open.

[–]Jaylou 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I seem to remember there being a rule on titles not attempting to be humorous or vague... maybe I'm just being a bit touchy as this vid freaked me the hell out.

[–]Bus 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Ouch

[–]Reddit_Sux 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

just put a bandaid on it, shell be fine

[–]TwitchOSX 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Rub some tussin on it

[–]matthewfuture 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She needs some milk!

[–]PsychedelicXenu 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Flex Tape fixes anything

[–]JusticeLoveMercy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's so sad because she/he is whining and groaning for help. What is the backstory?

[–]u2892 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

First thought was "shouldn't they be calling emergency services" but this explains it a bit more

According to some neighbors, at night they heard the cries for help Alejandra and her pleas, but out of fear they did not approach the house and when they realized that the murderer had escaped, they entered the house and what they found was terrifying .

They called the police, the firemen, the press, but they live 45 minutes from the municipal seat of Chisec, so their alerts arrived very late.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&tl=en&twu=1&u=https://nomada.gt/nosotras/volcanica/tras-el-horrendo-femicidio-de-alejandra-ico-chub-mujer-qeqchi-el-asesino-mario-tut-ical-sigue-profugo/

[–]Funkytown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

This is why I come here. That's quality material there. This not as great as funky town but it's a top 10. Keep that shit coming.

[–]BornToWPD 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I’ve been hearing a lot about “funky town” on this sub but i don’t actually know what it’s referring to, mind enlightening me?

[–]0daze 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Check the classic videos wiki on the sidebar for the vid.

[–]BornToWPD 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Update: Video apparently features throat slitting, an immediate no from me chief

[–]stonecarrion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yikes my stomach flip flopped

[–]Jaylou 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hope she was mostly out of it by this point, but the cries of pain don't seem to indicate that. Definitely very close to funky town for me.