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[–]Jesus-Christ 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

They all rush to loot his corpse! Quick!

[–]defeatingfall 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That looked survivable to me, most of the destruction went to his legs, but I guess the bounce did hit his head a bit

[–]Jesus-Christ 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Rookie. Who the fuck doesn't nose dive when trying to commit suicide?

[–]High_and_Lonesome 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you're going to go out that way, you've got to commit to the swan dive.