Fatsuit for avoiding vaccine?

submitted by trident765 from self.VaccineSkepticism

One idea I am thinking about for avoiding the vaccine in the case of mandates is to wear a fatsuit when going in for the vaccine. Then the nurse will stick the needle in the fatsuit's arm, thinking that it is your arm, and you will avoid getting vaccinated. Do you think this will work?

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I think they'd be able to tell. Why not just fake the card?

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it'd be too obvious

[–]blackpoop321 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just don't comply.

-Lower your cost of living

-Stock-pile canned foods

-Get remote work gigs (accept a pay drop if need be)

-Keep contributing to your investments

When winter is over, lots of those triple-vaxxed fatties will have dropped dead leaving employers starving for staff, then you'll be able to stand your ground and say: "Sure, but I only do remote work, this is my new normal."

[–]persononinternet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That isn't going to work, it will be immediately obvious it's not real skin.