Brits shoving beer bottles and toothbrushes in their rectums cost the NHS £350k each year

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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And chip pan fires are the leading cause of fires in the UK.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A man goes to a doctor and says, Doc I've got a strawberry stuck up me bum.

The doctor picks up his prescription pad and begins to write: I'll give you some cream for that.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What is this retarded "no kink shaming" meme about? Seems like another way to say the person has no judgement or opinions.

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

bush league shit. anything less than the big end of a wine bottle is amateur.