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[–]shatnermouth 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine defining yourself by your lack of self control, LMAO

[–]gloomy_bear 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Real fategories should be:

Skinny-fat (normal bmi but high body fat percentage (30%+ for women 25%+ for men)

Overweight (bmi 25-29.9)

Class 1 obesity (bmi 30-34.5)

Class 2 obesity (bmi 35-39.9)

Morbid obesity (bmi 40-49.9)

Super obesity (50-59.9)

Deathfats (bmi 60+ and over 65% body fat for females 60 for males)

[–]gloomy_bear 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's also retarded is that one of the so called "small fats" you can be a torrid 00 or 0 (plus sized 10-14 or regular sized 12-16) and I'm sorry, but I don't want to be lumped with these people just because my ass fits a torrid 0 or (their size 12, normally a 14/15) in bottoms. Like yeah it's an obvious chubby size but ffs, that means I'm lumped into size 18's in PLUS SIZES. Thats like a damn regular sized 20 ffs.

Fuck the 403 error

[–]IMissPorn 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Fate gory? No quite how I'd have put it, though it's certainly bad for one's health.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Fatman vs the Dehumidifier, Across the Obesiverse (about 3 meters on the other side of the room).

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

  • small fat
  • mid fat
  • large fat
  • superfat
  • infinifat
  • death fat

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I just picture an obese grim reaper rolling around crashing into people.

[–]JulienMayfair 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Wide
Extra Wide
Double Wide

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm going to name the desert table at Thanksgiving "Fategories".

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

reminds me of an article I was "suggested" (archive) asking if HAES/body positivity had always been a lie from the beginning, since its top "fattivists" all immediately went on Ozempic the moment it came out

I mean they're giving up all the crown jewels of SJWism--legions of angry perpetually-online teens who can act as their personal enforcers, jargon to bafflegab courts and legislatures into giving them what they want, literal degree-granting faculties at big universities, an excuse to act like an unstable gluttonous asshole; and they know how barking insane SJWs treat anyone who dares LEAVE the coven and say it was a lie: and NONE of that's as important as being able to just shed 30-100 lbs. without effort

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

shed 30-100 lbs. without effort

And that's the real kicker, it wasn't that they had a problem getting rid of the weight. It was that they didn't want to put in the work for it like an actual person would.

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

that'd describe most Americans lol--but they gave up all their friends ("activists" drive off anyone who even agrees with them from the "support" circle), all those book deals, all those teaching opportunities, all that power to get people fired, all those "is it hard to be so brave and stunning?" interview articles

like people'd SAY "I'd gain weight to gain power," but HAES is all about "doctors who secretly want us to die for eugenics, big advertisers, and sOcIeTy are why we have grody circulatory systems, can't stand up without getting dizzy, simultaneous organ rupture, and unalive by 50"

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Things have gotten so bad that even the fatties are getting uppity now.

Just watch, they’ll be made a protected class.

[–]Nintendogirl2 0 insightful - 3 fun0 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They even have their own national anthem: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE