Because Bud Light apparently didn't learn a single thing after the Mulvaney mess has tanked their sales, they'll be sponsoring a Pride Parade next month. Their competitors are probably already thanking them for the guaranteed shift in summer sales.

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[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

They have to dump their overstock beer somewhere.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

You're right, I'd forgotten that. And since it's canned piss, there's bound to be someone at that parade who'll enjoy getting showered with it.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You sir, have connected the dots…it was all a piss fetishist plot all along!